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Jarod: Sorry you missed the party in Omaha.

Miss Parker: Jarod. What about Omaha?

Jarod: Whoops! I guess the Centre cut you out of the loop this time. Good thing they sent a replacement.

Sydney: What are you talking about Jarod?

Jarod: I’m talking about the blonde. Five-seven, hundred and twenty pounds, killer legs.


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    Sorry you missed the party in Omaha. Miss Parker: Jarod. What about Omaha? Jarod: Whoops! I guess the Centre cut you out...
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